To Movies or To Shopping!

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Disclosure: All characters appearing in this email chain are NOT fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is NOT coincidental but intentional.
So here it goes......

A very good friend of mine emailed all the men in the group (and CCed the women) asking to see if we wanted to see the movie over the weekend.

(This is him)
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Guys -

Had a thought if everybody is up for it -

How about we go to the awsome movie (which came out today) (Lowes - next to our house) - Prince of Persia and the women can all get together and bitch about us during that time......

I am assuming that since this is a game/historical movie - they are not intrested (atleast I know my wife would peacefully sleep during such a movie)

Lazy Sunday afternoon is what I am thinking - any preferences/thoughts?

Thanks.
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PRINCE OF PERSIA !!! Of course i wanna go... Is that even a question? But I had already told my wife we will go baby shopping....So now what. Let me tell you that there is no subtle way to tell a pregnant women you don’t want to go baby shopping with her and you want to go to the movies instead.

But here is what I replied..........

(This is me)
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Hey buddy,

Nice idea. Here are my thoughts to it.

Read the lines 1 thru 9.

1. I love going to
2. Babies r us and Buy Buy Baby.
3. Movies
4. suck
5. and I would hate
6. to no end , not going to
7. to visit
8. baby shopping
9. at Ikea

Now just read alternate lines (1-3-5-7-9) and (2-4-6-8)

1. I love going to
2. Babies r us and Buy Buy Baby.
3. Movies
4. suck
5. and I would hate
6. to no end , not going to
7. to visit
8. baby shopping
9. at Ikea

You get the idea ...Dont you?

--Regards
Niral Jhaveri

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Alas, I score some brownie points for creativity . She replies to me

"Lolzzz!!! Good One Daddy-To-Be!! "